junglegirl的地盤

這趟下高雄下主要是因為要送我家弟弟回學校

順便幫他載東西

兩天一夜  其實蠻匆促的

                                                                               

非常難得  我們家可以在高雄會合

上次一家四口在外面過夜

好像是非常非常非常久以前的事了(國小吧??)

                                                                               

但...果然是光陰飛逝.歲月如梭

過了這麼多年 許多事都已經大大不同

我爸很興奮的訂了一間家庭房

卻沒想到...

                                                                               

他     會打呼

他老婆 會打呼

他兒子 以前不會打呼 現在會打呼

他女兒 是全家唯一不會打呼的

                                                                               

                                                                               

所以呢  面對兩張雙人床

我只好很哀苦的選擇算是三人組中打呼最小聲的弟弟一同睡

(哎呀呀.作姐姐的還真很多年沒跟你同床睡了呢!)



結果我爸頭一沾枕 呼聲大作

我媽和我弟一直哀哀叫~說睡不著.失眠

於是我每每在睡著邊緣被他們吵醒..重複許多次之後

                                                                               

笨弟對我說: 欸.我睡不著

                                                                               

                                                                               

-------時間分隔線.....30秒....一分鐘........---------------

                                                                               

                                                                               

                  .......  呼聲大作 ...

                                                                               

                                                                               

我哭呀 我叫呀 我無語問蒼天呀~~~

                                                                               

結果翻來覆去一晚上 好不容易擺脫重重的噪音(三重奏歐~!)勉強睡著

                                                                                                                                                            

                                                                               

                 我．整．個．晚．上．都．在．做．炸．彈．

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                               

                    沒錯　就是炸彈　會炸到臉開花那種

                                                                               

                                                                               

在夢中我接到恐怖郵包

有人威脅我叫我拆解一個炸彈包裹

於是乎我整個晚上就在硝化甘油和某種黑色的粉末裡度過

黑色粉末一掉到硝化甘油裡就會爆炸

我的臉還被炸的絲絲脫皮．．．

                                                                               

                                                                               

高雄　高雄　　我真是跟你沒緣分呀～）０（～

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